i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
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If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
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Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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