i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
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Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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