okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
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I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
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Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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