people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
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