i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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