That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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