Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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