i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
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So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
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I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?