Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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