Are we in a gay sports bar?
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
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Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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