my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I'm passing your future prison.
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Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
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WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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