you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
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Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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