I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
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Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
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Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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