You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
my being single is dangerous.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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