bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
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You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
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have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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