Your tits are I can't wait for
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
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he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
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I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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