Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
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If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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