im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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