fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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