1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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