I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Randomize