Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
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Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
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I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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