Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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