Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
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just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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