what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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