at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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