When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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