As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
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Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
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He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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