I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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