some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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