so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
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what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
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Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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