Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
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In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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