Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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