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just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
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Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
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Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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