Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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