Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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