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what?
penguin condom
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
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You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
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I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
this is an emotional support booty call
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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