i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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