she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
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it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
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Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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