Those balls look pretty dangerous.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
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I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
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well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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