If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
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