so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
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You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
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Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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