guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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