whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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