"it" just moved
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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