Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
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hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
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I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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