I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
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In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
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reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
my penis made a compromise with my morals
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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