That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
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No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
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New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
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