Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
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Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
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I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos