therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I got her a Nickelback box set.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
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Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
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Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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